Universally presented as the standard by whom all other actresses are judged, Mery Streep's name is often invoked by budding serious-chick thespians who self-deprecatingly remark, "I may not be Meryl Streep, but . . ." But, Honey, at least you can take your clothes off and be just as good at it as the great Streep herself. In fact, it's a sad wanna-be ...